Ahhhh....for the simpler times:
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Thank You John Lennon!
On the anniversary of John Lennon's death - I just wanted to say Thank You John for all the great music, thoughts and love you gave the world!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Measure Your Life In Love
Rarely do I come across an inspirational video that captures the human spirit with grace and art as this one does. Filled with music, wisdom and awe-inspiring art and filmed in a way that truly conveys a message of hope, inspiration and wisdom of the ages, I hope you enjoy this video as much as I did and share it with your friends. Let me know what you think:
Friday, December 3, 2010
The new generation of automotive repair is here!
No more manuals, no more computer look-ups, just the right tools and a pair of glasses!
Friday, November 12, 2010
Damn it, My Mom Is On Facebook Skit from SNL
Wouldn't it be great if this little App was for real? Leave it to Saturday Night Live to come up with this great one....now, we need a Damn It, My Boss Is On Facebook App. or a Damn It My Ex Girlfriend Is On Facebook or Damn It That Annoying Jerk I work With Is On Facebook App. as well!
Monday, November 8, 2010
Jim Carrey Sings The Beatles song I Am The Walrus - Very Funny!
Here at WiseSize, we love The Beatles and love to share cool videos we find that celebrate one of the best musical groups of all time! The great thing about this song performed by Jim Carrey is that Sir George Martin (the genius behind The Beatles) and his son Giles were in on the joke. Listen closely at the end where Jim Carrey does the talking about defiling one of the great literary masterpieces of all time!
Friday, October 8, 2010
The Infestation
After many many many....did I mention many? Years of being a musician, finally a film maker got it right!
Monday, September 20, 2010
New Fashion Arrivals at WiseSize.com and Our New YouTube Video!
Marilyn and I always get asked "so....what do you sell?" So we created this YouTube video that shows just a glimpse of some of the great fashions we have in stock! All at great savings, fast shipping and 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
Watch for more fun videos from WiseSize coming soon!
Watch for more fun videos from WiseSize coming soon!
Sunday, August 29, 2010
A Collection of Funny Pics - Cause Sometimes You Just Gotta Laugh!
Here is a short video we made just for fun and giggles. We plan on making a whole series of these videos in the future so if you have ideas, comments or want your pics included, just send them to us and we will try and include those as well!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Life - Discovery Channel - Narrated by Oprah Winfrey - Awesome!
If you get the chance to rent the series "Life" (4 DVDs ) - do it! Narrated by Oprah Winfrey and filmed by the best on the planet. It contains some never before seen footage of our planet and is amazingly entertaining - you will learn something and be inspired!
Monday, June 28, 2010
21 Things a Burglar Won’t Tell You!
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.
4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.
5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.
6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes it too easy.
7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom—and your jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.
8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door—understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.
9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)
10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.
11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.
12. You're right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.
13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you’re reluctant to leave your TV on while you’re out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)
14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.
15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.
16. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature.
17. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
18. I love looking in your windows. I’m looking for signs that you’re home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I’d like. I’ll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.
19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.
20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it’s an invitation.
21. If you don’t answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.
Please share with your friends and family and feel free to add your own safety tips and advice!
Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri–St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
This is an awareness test - See how you do.
Both Marilyn and I scored at the top when we answered the question but missed the point of this ad. How did you do? Share your comments.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
25 Life Cheat Codes!
1. Stop: Stop: Play. Skip advertisements in movies and go straight to the movie.
2. Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away.
3. When getting lectured into voice mail, hit 1, pause momentarily. If you aren't put through immediately, hit *, pause. Finally, hit # if neither 1 or * worked. It is called the 1-star-pound technique, and it works for all cell carriers.
4. At the end of your shower turn the water really (or all the way) cold. This will wake you up and get the blood flowing.
5. Macy's credit cards usually have a 20% discount on purchases. I pay with the Macy's card, and then while still at the register, I immediately pay off the charge with my debit card. I just got 20% off my purchase and I never get a credit card bill. - This also works with JCP and kohl's cards.
6. How to eliminate late movie rental fees: Acquire late fees, call and tell them you lost the movies, they wipe the fees and put the cost of the movies on your account. Bring the movies back saying you found them, they wipe the cost of the movies, and now your account is back to zero. This can work in other situations such as libraries as well.
7. Buy things out of season, this can save you money. Unless its food, then buy it in season.
8. When you have forgotten someone’s name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (More socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
9. Gently work an orange in your hands to loosen the peel from the fruit. This makes it easy enough to get the whole peel in one shot.
10. Holding your car remote up under your chin and opening your mouth increases the range you can unlock the car from.(This is a good one)
11. If you get a ticket on the windshield of your car, you can potentially get away with parking illegally in the same lot for a few more days (or at least for the remainder of that day) by keeping the ticket on your windshield.
12. Most tinfoil and saran wrap boxes have little push-in tabs on the sides. If you push them in, the roll won't fall out when you try to rip out a sheet of it.
13. If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
14. When you park, always reverse into the parking space. It is much easier to reverse into a confined space than into a place where other people drive. You are also more alert. The chance of an accident is reduced dramatically.
15. To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.
16. When you're giving a presentation, bring a bottle of water up to the podium. If you find yourself in a spot where you blank, taking a drink will allow you to gather your thoughts. Nobody will be the wiser.
17. If your paper is just a bit short of the length guidelines, do a find/replace for all your punctuation in 2 font sizes larger. The extra spacing may give you the few lines you need without changing the letter font size.
18. Sprinkle some salt on your napkin coaster at the bar. Your beer won't stick to it every time.
19. Lift yourself a little off the toilet if noise is a concern and you're having a particularly gaseous bowel movement. The volume will decrease at least 50-60%.
20. Drop a square of Toilet Paper in the toilet, it will break the surface tension and prevent splash back.
21. On most elevators, press "close door" and your floor number at the same time for express service. You will skip all floors between even if people are calling the elevator.
22. If you feel uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes when they're talking to you, look at their nose instead. They cannot tell the difference.
23. Always get in the leftmost line. Unless you're in Britain, then get in the rightmost queue. People naturally line up on the same side that they're used to driving on the road.
24. Tie a knot to one of your earphone wires right at the top, to easily distinguish from left to right.
25. When receiving a call from a solicitor, simply press 9; the call will be dropped and your phone number is then put on the companies do not call list. 95% of companies support this feature.
2. Dial 0 during most automatic menu phone systems to be taken to operator to route your call. Whenever you have a voice automated phone system, typically saying "representative" gets you someone right away.
3. When getting lectured into voice mail, hit 1, pause momentarily. If you aren't put through immediately, hit *, pause. Finally, hit # if neither 1 or * worked. It is called the 1-star-pound technique, and it works for all cell carriers.
4. At the end of your shower turn the water really (or all the way) cold. This will wake you up and get the blood flowing.
5. Macy's credit cards usually have a 20% discount on purchases. I pay with the Macy's card, and then while still at the register, I immediately pay off the charge with my debit card. I just got 20% off my purchase and I never get a credit card bill. - This also works with JCP and kohl's cards.
6. How to eliminate late movie rental fees: Acquire late fees, call and tell them you lost the movies, they wipe the fees and put the cost of the movies on your account. Bring the movies back saying you found them, they wipe the cost of the movies, and now your account is back to zero. This can work in other situations such as libraries as well.
7. Buy things out of season, this can save you money. Unless its food, then buy it in season.
8. When you have forgotten someone’s name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you there first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (More socially acceptable to forget). Bingo. First and last names.
9. Gently work an orange in your hands to loosen the peel from the fruit. This makes it easy enough to get the whole peel in one shot.
10. Holding your car remote up under your chin and opening your mouth increases the range you can unlock the car from.(This is a good one)
11. If you get a ticket on the windshield of your car, you can potentially get away with parking illegally in the same lot for a few more days (or at least for the remainder of that day) by keeping the ticket on your windshield.
12. Most tinfoil and saran wrap boxes have little push-in tabs on the sides. If you push them in, the roll won't fall out when you try to rip out a sheet of it.
13. If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
14. When you park, always reverse into the parking space. It is much easier to reverse into a confined space than into a place where other people drive. You are also more alert. The chance of an accident is reduced dramatically.
15. To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.
16. When you're giving a presentation, bring a bottle of water up to the podium. If you find yourself in a spot where you blank, taking a drink will allow you to gather your thoughts. Nobody will be the wiser.
17. If your paper is just a bit short of the length guidelines, do a find/replace for all your punctuation in 2 font sizes larger. The extra spacing may give you the few lines you need without changing the letter font size.
18. Sprinkle some salt on your napkin coaster at the bar. Your beer won't stick to it every time.
19. Lift yourself a little off the toilet if noise is a concern and you're having a particularly gaseous bowel movement. The volume will decrease at least 50-60%.
20. Drop a square of Toilet Paper in the toilet, it will break the surface tension and prevent splash back.
21. On most elevators, press "close door" and your floor number at the same time for express service. You will skip all floors between even if people are calling the elevator.
22. If you feel uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes when they're talking to you, look at their nose instead. They cannot tell the difference.
23. Always get in the leftmost line. Unless you're in Britain, then get in the rightmost queue. People naturally line up on the same side that they're used to driving on the road.
24. Tie a knot to one of your earphone wires right at the top, to easily distinguish from left to right.
25. When receiving a call from a solicitor, simply press 9; the call will be dropped and your phone number is then put on the companies do not call list. 95% of companies support this feature.
Chris Farley Interviews Paul McCartney - Two Great Legends - Very Funny
If you have followed or seen our blog posts, you know we are a big Beatles fan as well as anything truly funny. This SNL skit combines both of those loves...Chris Farley (a true great comedian) and Paul McCartney (playing the straight man).
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Dear Elliot -A chronicle of a parents love for their son who lived 99 days.
Be prepared to cry - but for the joy of one little boy and the love of his mom and dad!
Friday, May 28, 2010
J.K. Rowling (author of Harry Potter series) speaks at Harvard Commencement
Failure and Imagination to Harvard Grads? One of the most successful people on the planet shares her life experience with both - and you can sure tell why she became a best selling story teller!
J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement from Harvard Magazine on Vimeo.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
The Beatles Funny Outakes of Some of Their Early Songs
Even the greatest rock & roll band in the world (The Beatles) made mistake after mistake in the studio:
Sunday, May 23, 2010
WiseSize.com - The Swimsuit Edition
Get ready for summer, vacation and the heat with some Hot savings on cool summer swimwear at WiseSize.com!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Monday, May 10, 2010
The Power of Setting Goals by John Assaraf
Setting clear goals is a key to any success. Whether it is learning a new song, creating a business, having a happy relationship. In order to get what you want, you have to know what you want (and what you don't what). John, explains it very clearly!
Friday, May 7, 2010
The Symphony of Science
These are just two clips of this amazing series....I will provide the link to the web site at the end so you can enjoy more if you like these clips:
The Symphony of Science
The Symphony of Science
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Think Social Media is a Fad? Think Again! This is the future!
While the end of this video is promoting something, I do not endorse or not, because I haven't tried their product, the message is awesome and true!
Monday, May 3, 2010
From Photos to shipping, a day in the life of WiseSize!
Here's a behind the scenes look at WiseSize and how our fashion makes it's way to your home!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Monday, April 26, 2010
CowGirl Up at WiseSize.com for great Western Fashion at Huge Savings!
Once again our gal Theresa saunters up to the runway, showing off the latest cowgirl fashions available at wisesize.com. A darn tootin' deal with a durn heapin slection, but ya better hurry as supplies are limited!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Malkolm's Heart Surgery and Story was a Success - Featured on Fox News!
A few weeks ago, we told of a story of a 9 year old boy who needed heart surgery and came up with a creative way to help his family pay for it by selling one of his short stories (Luna) on Ebay. Click Here To Purchase the Story The surgery was a success! Malkolm and family are home and doing well- Thanks to all the helped! This morning he and his mother Jennifer appeared on Fox News and we wanted to share this with you:
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Please Welcome Our New Model - Theresa!
Wisesize has a new model and she looks great! This is her first modeling gig (but not her last), oh yeah, did i forget to mention she is my sister? Thanks sis!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
One of our friends needs our help!
Nine-year-old Malkolm Poyer will undergo open heart surgery next week. And he's come up with a unique way to help pay the medical bills.
Little Malkolm Poyer is selling copies of a story he wrote on EBay. It's a Buy It Now item, and more than 200 of them have sold so far. You can buy one here!
He just found out Friday he will have to have open heart surgery March 24. His heart condition he's been taking medication for has gotten worse.
"I'm really excited because I'll be able to actually win races with my friends, and actually be able to keep up," said Malkolm.
The story is going for $10.00 on EBay.
Little Malkolm Poyer is selling copies of a story he wrote on EBay. It's a Buy It Now item, and more than 200 of them have sold so far. You can buy one here!
He just found out Friday he will have to have open heart surgery March 24. His heart condition he's been taking medication for has gotten worse.
"I'm really excited because I'll be able to actually win races with my friends, and actually be able to keep up," said Malkolm.
The story is going for $10.00 on EBay.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
The Most Amazing Friends of all (or The Odd Couple!)
If these two can look past their immense differences - so can we! Thanks Haru for this great video.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Truly Amazing Dance Troupe Pilobolus Shadow Puppetry
Here are a couple clips of a Truly Amazing Dance Troupe, Pilobolus and their Shadow Puppetry!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Magazines are Finally Starting to Get It! Plus Size Women Are Beautiful
Finally, Plus Size (or shall we say, not just the skinny women) are being shown in magazines for the great shape and more importantly the "unique" shape that 96% of all women have! Here are just a couple examples(the best is the last one - we all come in different shapes and sizes!):
Funny & Cool! Kids Sings "Boots On" and Does It Pretty Good Too!!!
Drake Dixon, son of Dillon Dixon (songwriter), rocks out to Randy Houser's "Boots On!" He also sings a little of Houser's "Anything Goes" towards the end of the video. Awesome.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Just in time for Valentines Day - Sexy Loungewear fashion at WiseSize
All sizes from Petite to Plus! Lingerie, Nightgowns, Bras, Panties and other Sexy Loungewear to make your sweetheart look and feel great (psst, we won't tell her how much you saved either!)
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Want to save more on other great fashion styles? Visit Wisesize and see thousand of great fashion choices at the worlds lowest prices! All with backed with a 100% satisfaction guarantee!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Oh yeah - Don't Forget The Shoes!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Softwear Intimates to Make Her Feel Warm & Cozy - with Cuddl Duds!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Want to save more on other great fashion styles? Visit Wisesize and see thousand of great fashion choices at the worlds lowest prices! All with backed with a 100% satisfaction guarantee!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Oh yeah - Don't Forget The Shoes!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Softwear Intimates to Make Her Feel Warm & Cozy - with Cuddl Duds!
Create your own video slideshow at animoto.com.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
You are Flawsome! These so called flaws are what make us Awesome!
Caitlin Crosby created this video to highlight men and women, including Crosby, showing off their natural beauty.
Her You Tube channel can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/user/caitlincrosby
Her You Tube channel can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/user/caitlincrosby
Thursday, January 21, 2010
And Now For Something Completely Different - A Great Cheese Commercial
Never underestimate the power of Cheese! Don't worry, our little furry friend will be ok!
Yo Adrian!
Just for fun, a little poke at Rocky as well!
Yo Adrian!
Just for fun, a little poke at Rocky as well!
Friday, January 15, 2010
Will Smith - This Man Has Wisdom and Talent!
Will Smith is one of our favorite actors and now I know why! His amazing work and belief ethic!
Not everyone succeeds this way, but one of the greatest actors in the world does!
Not everyone succeeds this way, but one of the greatest actors in the world does!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
In Life, Marriage, Business - Never Give Up!
Life, Love and Career will get tough at some time, more than once....give your all in everything you do. To do less is a disservice to everyone else in your life!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
From One Father and Son Team - You Can Do Anything!
This is the story of Dick & Rick Hoyt, the most inspirational father and son team to race in an Ironman.
Friday, January 1, 2010
156 Countries Sing Together for the Starbucks Love Project
On December 7th, 2009 at 1:30pm GMT Starbucks invited musicians from all over the world to sing together at the same time to raise awareness for AIDS in Africa. In that one breathtaking moment, musicians from 156 countries played "All You Need is Love" together. Watch now, as musicians from all around the world come together and share a song.
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